by Dyan Bailey &
Joe Bailey



Dec 17 - 23, 2018
Thurs/Fri/Sat (Dec 20-22) are SOLD OUT 
Sun Dec 23 at 5pm
Reserve Your Tickets HERE

Taking a break from the usual SantaLand Diaries performances, this year The Ringwald will stuff your stockings with Merry Christmas to Everyone! (Except Christina), a sort-of Mommie Dearest Christmas! Joan Crawford is at the end of her tinseled rope. Her children are driving her mad, her movie career is floundering, and to top it off, she's expecting Ralph Fisher at her home to do a live Christmas Eve broadcast. It all proves too much and Joan wonders if she should just check out of life altogether. However, a Christmas miracle is at hand as Joan is subsequently visited by three ghosts that evening who hope to right her outlook on life. But when one of those ghosts is Bette Davis, can these ghosts really help?

Merry Christmas to Everyone! (Except Christina) is hilarious Christmas spoof weaving together Mommie Dearest, What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, A Christmas Carol, A Charlie Brown Christmas and your other gay and/or Christmas favorites. It's a big gay Christmas gift from the theatre that brought you The Facts of Life: The Lost Episode, Thank You for Being a Friend: The Unauthorized Golden Girls Musical, Mommie Queerest, and Whatever, Baby Jane!  The production is directed by Dyan Bailey, stage managed by Andy Lograsso-Gaitens and features Joe Bailey as Joan Crawford, Richard Payton as The Ghosts, Brandy Joe Plambeck as Christina, and Kevin Kaminski as Christopher.


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